Site, content, and design © LL-Publications. All Rights Reserved. No copying, extraction, or re-distribution without express written consent
Cover art and design
Patrick JP Currier,
293 pages, 111,728 words
Genres: horror, humor, vampires
ISBN: 978-0-9905655-6-7 |
Acracknophobia will be available in these Formats: Paperback, PDF, epub, Kindle (mobi)
The Sid Tillsley Chronicles – Book Three
By Mark Jackman
The end is near...
When the most prolific and lethal vampire hunter the world has ever known cancels
his subscription to Tits, Middlesbrough locals know that something isn’t right.
And that’s an understatement...
The vampire nation is ready to launch an assault on mankind. The Coalition, a council
of vampires and humans formed to hide the existence of the vampire, are almost powerless
to stop them. They have one hope, not a person, but a molecule: Haemo, a drug that
quells the vampire’s need to feed. If Haemo doesn’t work and the vampires take to
the streets life will never be the same again.
Unfortunately, Sid Tillsley cannot be called upon, and it wasn’t even the vampires
who cancelled his subscription to his all-time favourite periodical. Sid has got
a job, is paying taxes, has stopped smoking and drinking, and hasn’t had a kebab
in over a month! But why?
Vampires would never be so cruel. Such devilry can only be the work of womenfolk...
The third and (due to popular demand) final volume in
The Sid Tillsley Chronicles
M J Jackman is one of the most talented, exciting, and hilarious writers to explode
onto the fiction scene in the twenty-first century,” was what Jackman hoped to read
in the papers after the release of The Sid Tillsley Chronicles. He hoped his mastery
of the written word and his elegant wit would bring celebrity status, which, in turn,
would bring fast women, hard drugs and liquor, and then slower, more understanding
To date, he has successfully installed a decking area into his garden.
You can follow Jackman’s antics on Twitter (@Mark_Jackman) and Sid’s antic’s on Facebook
(search Sid Tillsley Chronicles)
Oh, and he’s gone back to university to be a “mature student.” And, no, he hasn’t
gone back to learn how to write (arsewipe!).
He gets an NUS discount.
Even his own characters would hate him.
It's the ALL NEW Sid Tillsley Chronicles! Revised, re'vamped', and re-released Oct 2014!
Now with extra humour!